Car Hire In Australia

Car Hire in australia

australia fair??

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. “For fuck’s sake!” the bloke cried, “what the hell’s going on here? I’ve been here one hour and I’ve seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke’s wanking himself off in the bar!” “Fair dinkum, mate,” the bartender told him, “you can’t expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep”

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo . nice one No 8

wohoooooooooooooooooo u rock with yah joke gal .

yeah he couldnt catch the seep so he got hold of his thing down below. lol

cheers no 8 and 10/10 for this joke lol . cheers